Sir John Browne resigned yesterday as CEO of BP, two months ahead of schedule, following the publication in The Daily Mail, a British tabloid, of details of his affair with Jeff Chevalier. The whole business is both comic and mean.
We should keep in mind that John Browne did not lose his job as CEO of BP because of his affair with Chevalier. Browne was already set to step down in July due to a disasterous oil leak and an explosion in a Texas City refinery that killed 15 and exposed serious safety difficencies at BP. The company that Browne had rechristened "Beyond Petroleum", "the green energy company", had tripped up on badly managed cost-cutting designed to maintain profitability. Green and oil, it turns out, is a mix that requires major sustained investment that may not bring short-term profits.
Browne's personal life was never an issue during 40 years at BP. Even at the worst moments in the Chevalier affair, BP treated John Browne well. When the accusations of misbehavior were brought to BP's Board of Directors earlier this year, the board took its time, investigated the charges, and found that "the allegations of misuse of company assets and resources were unfounded or insubstantive."
It sounds good up until last word "insubstantive". Who uses such a word? On reading the BP Board's statement of support for Browne, I re-read the word again and again. And then it dawned on me. The choice of the word was positivley Clintonesque. We all remember Mr. Clinton arguing in the Monica Lewinsky case that he "never had sex" with "that women", though when faced with evidence he did admit to having "physical contact". The physical contact was sufficiently substantive to warrant being called sex by everyone else other Mr. Clinton, whose definition of sex seemed to find its derivation in teenage debates over what constitutes a virgin. In my mind's eye, I imagined Clinton describing his relationship with Monica Lewinsky as insubstantive.
Insubstantive is a wonderful word. In legal language, or in the quasi-legal sense as it is being used by BP's Board, it describes actions that fall into a class of behaviors potentially in violation of the law, but that are so trivial or unimportant as not to transgress the intention of the law. (Property law does specify permissible insubstantive changes, but that's not at issue in this case.)
Legalese aside, frequently company ethics codes include substantive prohibitions of the use of company property as well as other rules on personal behavior. Apparently, BP's Board decided that Browne had violated neither legal nor ethical codes in permitting Chevalier to use a company computer or telephone; nor did they find censorable sending a package to Chevalier using a company employee, or being invited to come along to company dinners and trips, etc.
In the world of privilege, it is not always clear when insubstantive transmigrates into substantive, though in recent years more than one CEO has lost his job for using company contractors for private benefit, expensive junkets with spouse or girl/boy friend, etc. In his own defense, Browne insists that he did nothing wrong, and as far as I can tell from the evidence, Browne's alleged misuse of company resources is small potatoes. (This does not mean that I approve, only that I know the difference between the Browne's alleged abuses and back-dating stop options.)
Insubstantive is also a grammatical term for nouns that are not material. Happiness, for example, is the classic insubstantive noun. It has no weight, though it is, with life and liberty, an inalienable right that we all wish to pursue. Choosing one's partner is a large part of that pursuit. BP had no problem with Browne's choice, though I suspect that some questioned Sir John Browne's judgment in selecting a man 30 years younger than he and of comparatively modest means.
When Browne and Chevalier parted ways, Browne paid for his ex's apartment in Toronto for a year, before Chevalier was offended by the paltry pay-off. He felt he deserved something akin to the legal safeguards of an ex-spouse, and he went to The Daily Mail looking for substantive compensation.
In denying Chevalier the opportunity to maintain the opulent lifestyle that had together, Browne demonstrated the same lack of understanding Clinton displayed when he thought that Monica Lewinsky would settle for a roll in the hay (in fact, a cramped space under a desk) instead of the recognition she expected for having been the President's "muse". Even without Linda Tripp taping her conversations with Lewinsky, it is easy to imagine the affair going public. After all, there was the substantive evidence of the blue dress. I will spare you the details.
And so in January, the impoverished Chevalier approached The Daily Mail to sell them the story of his four year relationship with Browne. Browne went to court to stop publication. Unfortunately, this required Browne to lie to the judge about Chevalier; inevitably the judge figured it out, exposed Browne as a liar, and The Daily Mail was permitted to publish the damning news.
Yesterday, in a public statement Browne admitted to lying, though only about insubstantive things like where he met Chevalier, saying he did so out of embarrassment. As The Daily Mail reported, "Lord Browne said he met Mr Chevalier by chance while exercising in Battersea Park, but according to one report today they met through a male escort agency website, suitedandbooted.com.
Which brings us back to the Clinton analogy. Like Browne, Clinton lied about his relationship with Monica Lewinsky to avoid embarrassment. He lied on national television and in legal depositions and before the U.S. Congress. Clinton and Browne both lied for the same reasons -- embarrassment. Of course, they were both afraid of what the revelations might do to their reputations, but most of all they were ashamed of what they had done. It was embarrassment that turned them into such bad liars.
In the case of Bill Clinton, it was my firm belief that he should have sìmply refused to respond to questions about his personal life. Even when it was clear that Linda Tripp had the tapes and there was no denying that he lied, he should have said: "Of course I lied about Ms. Lewinsky. What sane man goes on national television and declares he has cheated on his wife?" That might have been the end of it, but embarrassed and confused Clinton ended up wallowing in public penance.
We ought not to expect more from Sir John Browne. Imagine the respected CEO of British Petroleum telling a judge that he met the man of his dreams through a gay escort service. This was too much for Browne, and so he lied to avoid the awful embarrassment of this becoming public.
But unlike Clinton, whose lover was moved by the insubstantive, Browne had an easy out; Chevalier just wanted to feel the weight of money. All Browne had to do was offer Jeff Chevalier a separation agreement of a couple of million pounds, non-disclosure included. Aside from having saved himself the embarrassment and the legal hassles, he would be set to collect 30,000,000 pounds at his July retirement which he now will not get. I am afraid that I simply don't know why Browne did not buy off Chevalier.
On that sorry note, we might ask ourselves what lessons can be learned from all this? Unfortunately, there is not much that is new here. There will always be powerful middle-aged men who are fools about sex and youth. If they are lucky, the lack of judgment does no harm and appetites are satisfied, but when you have the kind of power Clinton and Browne exercised, not knowing what the object of your desire really wants can be a very dangerous mistake.
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